This is a piece i would like to title "FAMILY COMES FIFTH"
i know it is long but if you have
the patience to read it it will pay off, you will learn so much!
(also Jenny you are in this!)
DEAR BELOVED READERS (jenny and
sometimes mannette ((hhaha i wrote manatee at first)))) I HAVE
SHORTENED THIS A LOT BECAUSE I REALIZED MANY OF THE PARTS WERE BORING
AND DRAGGY NOW IT IS MOSTLY JUST THE GOOD STUFF but its still really
long
elbajoanaranjado: Life
is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath
away.
ELG1000: i dont think
that thats uhm a moral rule anne.
ELG1000: i think its
just a statement
elbajoanaranjado: ya
elbajoanaranjado: or
more of a beautiful sentiment that only will smith could utter
ELG1000: lol oh anne
ELG1000: this is soooo soooooo terrible
elbajoanaranjado: i
know
elbajoanaranjado: i
only have 5
ELG1000: me too.
ELG1000: and they're
his.
elbajoanaranjado: i
think i might steal his 5
ELG1000: lol
ELG1000: HAHAH
ELG1000: what 5 do you
have!! can i stela them!
elbajoanaranjado: or
stela 4 of his and then my last one willl be no one should steal
ELG1000: OHH!
ELG1000: im stealing
that one/
ELG1000:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA
ELG1000: oh i get it.
elbajoanaranjado: hahah
elbajoanaranjado: lol
ELG1000: how ironic anne.
ELG1000: haha.
ELG1000: wow.
elbajoanaranjado: haha
yes i know
elbajoanaranjado: i
live for irony
elbajoanaranjado: is
that one?
ELG1000: you made me
choke on my own spit.
elbajoanaranjado:
lolol GRSOOSS
ELG1000: one should
always strive for irony in life.
ELG1000: thats a
categorical imperitive if i ever heard one.
elbajoanaranjado: haha
yes
ELG1000: i want to say
something about
ELG1000: everyones
choices should be respeted
ELG1000: respected*
ELG1000: but then what
if their choice is to kill someone.
ELG1000: then you
should stop them.
ELG1000: BLAH?!
elbajoanaranjado: lol
elbajoanaranjado: you are so relativistic
ELG1000: i walked into
class and told martin i hate ethics.
elbajoanaranjado: lol
elbajoanaranjado: its
true
ELG1000: and he was
like why erin
ELG1000: and i waslike
ELG1000: i hate this
kind of thinking
elbajoanaranjado: what
i hate is kant
ELG1000: it screws my
brain up so much
ELG1000: yeah kant
kind of messes everything up
elbajoanaranjado: kant
is soo dumb
ELG1000: i liket
hinking about stuff before i do it.
ELG1000: not do it
just because its good
elbajoanaranjado: ya
elbajoanaranjado: i
like half the things he says but then he drops a bomb like that clarence story
elbajoanaranjado: and
it just makes me angry
elbajoanaranjado:
clarence is unethical because hes in love with his wife???!!!!
elbajoanaranjado:
thats just messsed up
elbajoanaranjado: and
then lloyd over there who's salivating over some floosy at the office and hates
his wife IS ethical?????
elbajoanaranjado: that
guy was totally just making loopholes for himself
ELG1000: hahahha.
ELG1000: i love you
anne.
elbajoanaranjado: uh
oh you cant love anything! it is unethical!!
elbajoanaranjado: you
better take it back you heathen
ELG1000: lol sorry
anne.
ELG1000: seriously i
hate ethics.
ELG1000: so much
elbajoanaranjado: dont
apologize to me apologize to that bum who thinks hes a philospher
ELG1000: lol.
ELG1000: im in tears.
ELG1000: do you
realize this?
elbajoanaranjado: lol no i did not
elbajoanaranjado: im sorry
elbajoanaranjado: ill
cool my jets
elbajoanaranjado: he
just ticks me off
ELG1000: lol
ELG1000: i think you
should tell him that.
ELG1000: i might have
to print that out and be like
ELG1000: this is what
anne mcgrath thinks of kant.
elbajoanaranjado: hahahahahah
elbajoanaranjado: hahahahah
elbajoanaranjado: but the thing is
ELG1000: ?
elbajoanaranjado: ill
be there hating kant and all of a sudden he'll spring this categorical
imperative stuff on me and I AGREE WITH IT! how messed up is that? i cant even
hate the man for the reason of hate itself which is what hes preaching right?
because sometimes he has a point and i dont hate him in those brief moments
elbajoanaranjado: hes
screwing up his own stupid system
ELG1000: lol.
ELG1000: the reason i
will never take philosphy. ever.
ELG1000: go maths and
sciences.
ELG1000: definiate
answers rock!
ELG1000: and art.
ELG1000: nothing is
wrong in art.
elbajoanaranjado: lol
definatly
ELG1000: i think im
going to go major in arts and sciences in college.
ELG1000: and then ill
be good cause ill ujst go to the college for arts and sceinces thats within the
university so its all at one place
elbajoanaranjado:
hahah good idea stay away from those "philosophers"
ELG1000: l,ol
ELG1000: my grandpa
was a philosphy major
elbajoanaranjado: hmmm
ELG1000: yes i will
stay far away from those philosphers.
elbajoanaranjado: did
he like kant?
ELG1000: i dont know
ELG1000: im not going
to ask.
elbajoanaranjado: good
ELG1000: cause then
he'd talk more than he does now.
elbajoanaranjado: lets
leave it at blissfully uninformed
ELG1000: lol yes
ELG1000: "oh
erin, what classes are you taking "
ELG1000: "ethics.
ELG1000: how do you
like that?
ELG1000: i hate it.
ELG1000: oh
babydoll, now you know i majored in
philosphy and taught it for many many years.
elbajoanaranjado: lol
elbajoanaranjado:
babydoll thats such a grandpa thing to say
ELG1000: i know.
ELG1000: right
elbajoanaranjado: hey
how do i say nothing should come before family when i already put 4 things
before family
elbajoanaranjado: ?
ELG1000: well.
ELG1000: i dont nkow.
ELG1000: cause family
is going to be my 1.
elbajoanaranjado:
hmmm,
elbajoanaranjado: i
put dont kill people as number one
elbajoanaranjado:
maybe ill say "family comes fifth"
ELG1000: hahaha.
ELG1000:
1. Nothing should come between one and their
family.
I feel that one's
family is the most important thing they have.
Unconditional love is the one thing in the world that should not be
broken. Money and choices often break
families up and I see this as very unnessecary because everyone came from
someplace
ELG1000: im going to
FAIL
elbajoanaranjado: lol
elbajoanaranjado: yes
everybody did come from someplace
ELG1000: hahahaha
elbajoanaranjado: im
not sure where or how or when
ELG1000: right.
elbajoanaranjado: or
what this "place" entails
ELG1000: lol
elbajoanaranjado: but
they all came froom there
ELG1000: yeah
elbajoanaranjado: hmmm
i only need four more and it would be really easy to put 1. dont lie 2. dont
steal 3. dont cheat 4. dont drink
*this is from the amazing movie hitch* (Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms
of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If
you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the
moments that take your breath away.)
elbajoanaranjado: and
then have thier exceptions as the explanation
elbajoanaranjado: and
it would be funny until he realized i stoole it from a cheesy movie
elbajoanaranjado: then
i would probably get in trouble
ELG1000: hahaha
elbajoanaranjado: 2 more!
ELG1000: hah
elbajoanaranjado: how
bout yoou?
ELG1000: 5 more.
elbajoanaranjado:
hahah jenny told me my last two morals should be accents and piracy
elbajoanaranjado: FrankieJ4707: u wouldnt die for piracy?
FrankieJ4707: those r
my morals
| 
there's a new twin in town 
i dont know why his face is squiggly, hmmm... here is a better one:
aaaaaaaa im so in love! look at his eyes theyre dreamy!
